Michael Vick will get special incarceration arrangements

Humor Rumor:

NFL star quaterback Michael Vick will be sentenced in December for his role in the operation of a dogfighting business where he and a few others took part in cruelly killing pit bulls that didn’t perform well in fights. Rumor has it that Michael Vick will not be put into the regular population when he is sentenced. It seems that the judge, the District Attorney, and the ASPCA have worked out a special arrangement for Michael whereas he will be able to go outside the prison gates and do community service in cooperation with the Virginia State Police in the training of their attack K9s. When asked about the role Michael will play, the judge had no comment (but did snicker slightly to reporters). The Virginia State Police are carefully preparing the dogs for the celebrity’s visit by not feeding them for 5 days.

… damn celebrities! Always getting special treatment!

-rick752