Air Force investigates mistaken transport of nuclear warheads

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Six nuclear warheads on cruise missiles were mistakenly carried on a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana last week, prompting a major investigation, military officials have confirmed …. read more.

Rumor has it that President Bush was absolutely furious about this fiasco and wants “heads to roll” for this serious error. It seems that he had been personally assured by the Pentagon that the warheads were live & launch-capable. After he was notified of the error, the President could be heard insanely screaming things like, “!#&!$*% New Orleans” and then something else about “damn money pit”.

Ohio congressman found dead in apartment

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Rep. Paul Gillmor of Ohio was found dead in his apartment in the nation’s capital Wednesday, leadership aides for both the Republican and Democratic parties said …. read more.

… don’t get your hopes up folks. These things never happen in bunches.