Air Force investigates mistaken transport of nuclear warheads

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Six nuclear warheads on cruise missiles were mistakenly carried on a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana last week, prompting a major investigation, military officials have confirmed …. read more.

Rumor has it that President Bush was absolutely furious about this fiasco and wants “heads to roll” for this serious error. It seems that he had been personally assured by the Pentagon that the warheads were live & launch-capable. After he was notified of the error, the President could be heard insanely screaming things like, “!#&!$*% New Orleans” and then something else about “damn money pit”.