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Air Force investigates mistaken transport of nuclear warheads

rick752 — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:16:01 +0000

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Six nuclear warheads on cruise missiles were mistakenly carried on a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana last week, prompting a major investigation, military officials have confirmed …. read more.

Rumor has it that President Bush was absolutely furious about this fiasco and wants “heads to roll” for this serious error. It seems that he had been personally assured by the Pentagon that the warheads were live & launch-capable. After he was notified of the error, the President could be heard insanely screaming things like, “!#&!$*% New Orleans” and then something else about “damn money pit”.

Ohio congressman found dead in apartment

rick752 — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:00:16 +0000

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Rep. Paul Gillmor of Ohio was found dead in his apartment in the nation’s capital Wednesday, leadership aides for both the Republican and Democratic parties said …. read more.

… don’t get your hopes up folks. These things never happen in bunches.

Judith Regan of ReganBooks found murdered

rick752 — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:05:26 +0000

Humor Rumor:

Judith Regan, the former editor of ReganBooks was found stomped to death today in her home. Regan was the publisher of “If I Did It”, the book written by O.J. Simpson that tells how HE would have killed his wife if it was actually him who had done it. The book’s release was a total disaster and the former star NFL running back remains broke. Police have found no clues in the case except for the discovery of a slightly undersized pair of blood-stained football cleats that were found near the scene.

-rick752

Michael Vick will get special incarceration arrangements

rick752 — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:14:00 +0000

Humor Rumor:

NFL star quaterback Michael Vick will be sentenced in December for his role in the operation of a dogfighting business where he and a few others took part in cruelly killing pit bulls that didn’t perform well in fights. Rumor has it that Michael Vick will not be put into the regular population when he is sentenced. It seems that the judge, the District Attorney, and the ASPCA have worked out a special arrangement for Michael whereas he will be able to go outside the prison gates and do community service in cooperation with the Virginia State Police in the training of their attack K9s. When asked about the role Michael will play, the judge had no comment (but did snicker slightly to reporters). The Virginia State Police are carefully preparing the dogs for the celebrity’s visit by not feeding them for 5 days.

… damn celebrities! Always getting special treatment!

-rick752

Hurricane Dean makes landfall as a Category 5 storm … and no one cares!

rick752 — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:50:00 +0000

For only the 4th time in recorded history, a North Atlantic hurricane made landfall as a Category 5 hurricane. The storm was carefully watched and monitored by weather stations and weather enthusiasts alike for many days.

It seems that ALL were disappointed after the long-awaited landfall with all its expected destruction and carnage because of the fact that Mexicans seem to be the only people in the world that are smart enough to say, “Live along this coast? Are you f*cking crazy, Jose?”

Whereas the people in the southern USA coastline areas of the Atlantic Ocean around to the Gulf of Mexico simply once again rolled out their annual giant “Kick Me” sign like they do every summer … and wait.

… just like in the “Jaws” movie, it’s time to tell people in the southern areas of the US to “Get away from the water”

-rick752

Mattel recalls millions more Chinese-made toys

rick752 — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:27:20 +0000

NEW YORK – Mattel Inc., the largest U.S. toy company, recalled millions more Chinese-made toys on Tuesday due to hazards from small, powerful magnets and lead paint, and warned it may recall additional products as it steps up testing on thousands of toys … read more.

… the CEO of the Chinese manufacturing company was still unavailable for comment (see previous post)

Toy company CEO kills self

rick752 — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:59:16 +0000

BEIJING, China (AP) — The head of a Chinese manufacturer whose lead-tainted Sesame Street toys were the center of a massive U.S. recall has killed himself, a state-run newspaper said Monday. … read more

… seems like there just isn’t enough of this going on in the USA … too bad !